On the bridge of the Starship Enterprise

The USS Starship is in orbit over a small and insignificant planet, referred to as earth, a small type “M” planet inhabited by a primitive humanoid species.

The story unfolds:

On the bridge of the USS Enterprise:

Captain Kirk: Sulu, what are the readings from that class M planet on the view screen?

Sulu: Ah…captain, it appears the earthlings are out of control again.

Kirk: “What is it this time?”

Sulu: “Ah…it appears the Republikons want to invoke the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.”

Kirk: “Locate Dr. Spock now.

Klaxon: Spock to the bridge

Spock in muted tone: Yes Captain, what is it?

Kirk: The Republikons are invoking Ferengi acquisition laws on this class “M” planet’s surface.

Spock: As before, these backward creatures need the Obama mind-meld.

Kirk: Yes, the Vulcan nerve touch is unnecessary. The Republikons are weak. The mind-meld will suffice.

Spock: I will beam down now captain.

Kirk: Wait Spock, we’ll go to the planet’s surface together. And Spock, bring your ethnic / skin colour modulation kit with you.

Spock: Understood captain.

Energize…     http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/


About Gringo Bush Pilot

Retired process and systems manager; itinerant aviation devotee; and real estate investment loan officer. In short, an American economic refugee, retired in Asia.
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