Gay Healing Revival


People are talking in muted tones, but the word is that a certain faith is about to launch a fleet of ‘healing tents.’ These revival tents will be set-up across the nation, with a specially trained pastor – trained in the healing of gayness.

Like the old Burma-Shave signs, you’ll see; 10-miles ahead / Redemption; 5-miles ahead / salvation; 2-miles ahead / healing; 1-mile to purification of the soul … and finally a franchised tent with a gay (happy) petting zoo.

Once inside (kinda like a car dealership) you’re assigned a hetero-deacon who will be your (happy-mate) during the Tartaric service.

Voila, you will be healed.
Hallelujah!

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About Gringo Bush Pilot

Retired process and systems manager; itinerant aviation devotee; and real estate investment loan officer. In short, an American economic refugee, retired in Asia.
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